itsssssjack/slopmonster ? reverse-engineered prompt

Build me a small Python tool that helps clean up AI sounding writing.

I want a command line checker that can score a draft from 0 to 5 based on common AI writing tells, then print the matches it found and exit with a failing status unless the text gets a perfect score. It should work on plain text, Markdown, and HTML files, and it should leave the original file unchanged. For Markdown, skip fenced code blocks, inline code, images, and struck through examples. For HTML, strip tags and script or style content before checking.

Also add a simple editing workflow where a draft can be passed through one AI model, then sent through a different model family for a second cleanup pass, with the edited text written to standard output and notes to standard error. If the needed CLI is missing or times out, handle that cleanly and tell me what happened.

Keep it dependency free if possible, just standard Python, and include a couple of example commands and a basic test setup. If you need to look up current docs online, feel free to.