kelseyhightower/nocode ? reverse-engineered prompt

I want to create a funny, satirical GitHub project based on the idea of "No Code." The whole concept is that the most secure and reliable way to write an application is to write absolutely nothing and deploy it nowhere.

Can you set this up for me? The project needs a really sarcastic README file that explains this philosophy. It should have sections like "Getting Started" and "Building the Application" but with empty code blocks to show how easy it is. To complete the joke, please include a minimal Dockerfile. It doesn't need to do anything; it just needs to be there to make it look like a modern, containerized project. Also, create a short CONTRIBUTING.md file that just says something funny and dismissive, like "You don't."