theprimeagen/chadstack — reverse-engineered prompt

Build me a weird but working web starter called CHADstack. I want it to feel like a joke framework that actually runs, mixing COBOL, Haskell, AlpineJS, and Docker in a simple demo app.

The app should start with one command in Docker and serve a few basic web pages. Haskell can handle the web server, COBOL on Wheelchair can power a small example page or route, and AlpineJS should be automatically available on every page so little interactive bits work without extra setup.

Make a fun landing page with the CHADstack vibe, a tutorial page that explains how the pieces fit together, and a tiny demo interaction on the page so I can see AlpineJS is loaded. Keep it simple and easy to run locally. If you need exact setup details for COBOL on Wheelchair or Haskell Warp, look up the current docs online.